marxoids:

Me, passing someone on the highway: bitch

Me, being passed on the highway: bitch

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australians: gun control worked here
white american male: source???
australians: we are still alive

hechtingen:

Ik wil een beetje knuffelen

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mangotrash:

me: i won’t get jealous
me: who…that… :+)… .…

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giggle:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

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Leak Adele’s eyeliner and contour routine

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gothqirl:

*hunches over computer and phone all day*
why does my neck hurt

(Source: qothqueen, via wreckedskin-deactivated20161103)